disgusting fake low-carb recipies, #1

this is probably funny only to me. if you’re a sqeamish vegetarian, or just squeamish, don’t read this.

inspired by snacking on bacon tonight and thinking about a picnic i am going to in august, and what i might bring.

*bacon salad*

– cook 1/2 lb bacon; break into large chunks. thick-cut bacon is best.

– hard boil 2 eggs, peel, and dice.

– blend 1 stick softened butter with 1/2 cup mayonnaise in blender or food processor until smooth.

– mix bacon and eggs together; toss with butter/mayonnaise mixture until well coated.

it’s really low in carb.