oh, i shouldn’t… but…
3. Ask me if there’s a “text only” version of the page. See how fast I tell you to bring it up in Lynx, where it performs beautifully.
2. Tell us that the old site (circa 1999) had a “slicker look”.
1. Decide that you “own” the soup tureen image featured next to the cafe menu links and send us a formal demand that the “teacup graphic” be put back in place, and that you _always_ be consulted before that graphic is changed. Remain oblivious to the fact that you don’t represent the only cafe in the company.