Well, my inner eyes. Actually – i can’t imagine this, which is _really good._

“Artist Alex Gardega is painting a nude, 6-foot portrait of the ‘charming and sexy’ Rachael Ray, using paprika mixed with EVOO as his ‘paint,’ “:

And in a similar, food-network-related moment, I was in a book store, saw the cover of the following book out of the corner of my eye, and thought, _did I really just see that??_

It turned out that I had. Jason couldn’t believe it either when I showed it to him.


If you don’t know what it references… you don’t want to. Really.