the law of probability is on the side of the stars this week

my oddly on-target “em & lo horoscope:”:

bq. “To date, or not to date. That is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous set ups, or to take arms against a sea of unwanted advances, and by opposing, end them…. Maybe you should just take a day trip to NYC and catch the free production of “Much Ado About Nothing” at the Delacorte Theatre before it ends this summer. That might help put things in perspective for you.”

so, who wants to go to NY with me for some lameass theater? oh, right, that probably wasn’t meant literally…