see, if the Senate passes a bill that allows congressional voting rights for the District, it will immediately be challenged on a Constitutional basis in the Supreme Court, and then _everyone_ will know that there’s a part of the continental US that is neither a state nor a commonwealth.
which means that when I tell people I was born in such a place, they will immediately know where I was borned*. so much for my awesome “where i was born” riddle.
on the up side, i’d be down with the District having voting rights. you know?
_*cuteoverload speak, not a typo._